An Australian grandmother  tackled a flip flop wearing Gen  Xer purse thief
 An Australian grandmother gave a 42-year- old flip flop wearing Gen Xer purse  snatching thief the proper “act right” that his  parents obviously did not give to him.
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 28, 2021









 B.C. farmer scolded a lynx for  killing two of his chickens
 BC farmer Chris Paulson-First the owl and  then you. Huh? Yeah, let’s go have a look at  this damage.
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 27, 2021









 Talking interrupts working
 Shhh, no talking while working.
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 25, 2021









 Somebody in there is calling
 his name
 Sometimes, yourself will talk to you.
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 24, 2021









 Have you all seen snow dragon  Jasper?!
 A Chicago couple, Warren Window and  Alexis Hoffman, sculpted a snow dragon, in  their front yard, which they named after their  neighbor's young son, Jasper.
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 22, 2021









 Dog gives the human the look
 The 11 seconds that it takes for the dog to  figure out that his human is fake giving him  treats is more evidence that our four legged  friends have evolve more than we thought.
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 10, 2021









 Canines across the world are
 not happy with the pillow  humping dog stopping his  humping
 Imhotepphaestus the Beagle Hound spoke
 to a room of canines about the grave error  committed by the Jack Russell terrier fox  mix
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 25, 2021









 Maury the Moose speaks out  against Canadian officials' salt  lick ban
 It’s preposterous for anyone to think that we  moose support the Canadian officials  prohibiting the humans from letting us lick
 the salt off their cars.
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: December 11, 2020









 Hey, there's a double red  rainbow in the sky!
 Hey, did y’all see the double red rainbow
 that came tip toeing across California’s night  skies?!
 by Nathan'ette Burdine: August 26, 2020









 Sorry Mickey Ds but folks will  be chowing down on that  Thanksgiving turkey and  Christmas ham for a while
 Poor Mickey Ds will be short on money for  about two to three months there because folks  are going to be spending their time chowing  down on that Thanksgiving turkey and  Christmas ham for a while.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 14, 2020











 Chillaxing
 Jason Alexander is chillaxing.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 28, 2019











 Those Energizer batteries got  Chucky going
 Those Energizer batteries got a 'good guy'
 like Chucky going off the chain.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 27, 2019











 The minion knows what a  banana is
 The minion knows the difference between
 an apple and a banana.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 26, 2019











 He's rockin' out to an also
 dope beat
 This little fella here loves listening to music!
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 25, 2019











 Don't let that smile fool you,  now
 Don't ever let a person's smile fool you into  thinking that you know what he's thinking.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 24, 2019











 The devil letting the hot air
 out of hell is what caused the  heatwave
 Lucifer got out of his bed and told the demons  to open up all of the windows in order to let  the hot air out; which is causing the massive  heatwave that is covering our little globe.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 21, 2019






 Don't whine while you're drinking  wine
  Whining will make you spill all of your wine.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 17, 2019






 Teaching will make you throw  somebody out the window, now
  High blood pressure, stress, and bouts of anger   are all caused by teaching 'children who are our   future'.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 16, 2019






 Tweety Bird always outsmarts the  putty tat
  Hahaha, Tweety Bird is proof that a bird's brain   is far more advance than a cat's brain!
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 13, 2019






 Abe went "Back to the Future"
 to get that boombox
  Abe travelled back in time to 1989 to a house   party and grabbed that boombox.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 11, 2019






 A picture is worth a thousand  words
  Using a picture of Bruce Jenner as your resume   will get you an interview.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 7, 2019






 America, yeah!
  America is the coolest country, ever,
  on this planet...and in the universe!
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 4, 2019







 The cheese you're smelling is your
 skin melting
  The scorching summer heat has everybody   smelling like cheese!
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 30, 2019







 Some fools are harder to fool than  others
  It's harder to fool a fool who's 'not your ordinary   everyday fool.'
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 28, 2019







 Evolution is always happening
  The cat can put on eye glasses and read a book.
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 27, 2019







 The smells of summer are like
 no other
  The smells of summer are funky!
  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 21, 2019